A Letter to God

Sunday, January 18th, 2004 • 6 Comments on A Letter to God

Dear God:

I just wanted to take a moment and thank you for giving me a well-padded ass.  Otherwise, when I went crashing down the slippery deck steps, I would have cracked my coccyx rather than simply bruising my bottom.  I appreciate the thoughtfulness that went into my design.  You’re quite the creator.

Best wishes,
Kristina Wright

Posted by Kristina in Musings
  • Rose says:

    Poor Kris. That must be quite painful. Do you have something nice and soft to sit on, and more importantly, do you have enough to drink?

  • Jae says:

    Dear God:

    What’s the point behind my double chin and lack of ass?

  • Kristina says:

    There’s a price to be paid for good hair.

  • Kristina says:

    No drinking, just drugs.  And not enough, apparently, because the entire left side of my body is screaming in pain.

  • Anonymous says:

    dear god:  these months ive been having a hard time i didnt know how to deal with all the stress that i was going through nobody knows i mean i dont know how to really explain the pain im feelin inside in wish there was somebody out there knew how to help me with my problems its like living with a total stranger after all these years ive never seen my dad and now im stuck with him dont even no the guy and i got tooken away from my mom god if you can answer my prays the one wish is to be back with my mom.

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