Thursday, January 22nd, 2004 • 2 Comments on Bad George, Good John
Reasons John Kerry is better than George Bush:
—Despite being born in Colorado, John has spent most of his life in Massachusetts and has a little of the Kennedy flair. Kennedy… Kerry… If you squint, you can almost believe he’s a distant cousin.
—John is a decorated Navy veteran with a Silver Star, Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts. George spent his military time hanging out in the Texas Air National Guard as a F-102 fighter pilot (um… if he was in Texas, should we really use the word “fighter?”).
—John has been in politics since 1982, serving as a Lieutentant Governor and a four term Senator. He co-founded Vietnam Veterans for America and was a member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. George was the managing general partner of the Texas Rangers.
—John can pronounce big words. George cannot pronounce nuclear.