Thursday, January 29th, 2004 • 1 Comment on Time For Waffle House!
While the rest of the world sleeps, I ponder the important questions of my life.
—Is it okay to want the Carolina Panthers to win the Super Bowl just because I used to live in South Carolina? Also, I like their mascot better.
—Is it wrong to miss a one-season television show desperately? Is it crazy to believe Jeremy Piven would be my soul mate if only he knew who I was? Is it possible they will someday release those few episodes of Cupid on DVD?
—Is it silly to consider voting for John for president? I don’t mean John Kerry, either. Maybe Jeremy could be his running mate. Gotta say, I think Jeremy and John would be fun to hang with, in or out of the White House.
—Is it possible to donate money to PETA without having to receive their magazine filled with sad, tragic stories I feel compelled to read and then cry over?
—Is Friendster cool or geeky? The person who invited me to join is cool, and yet I feel like a geek for signing up.
—Is it weird that I already knew my Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon before checking out this very cool University of Virginia Computer Science site? Actually, I’m only three degrees from Kevin. My friend John (no, not Kerry or Cusack) was in
No Way Out with Kevin Costner, who was in JFK
with Kevin Bacon. We’re practically family.
—Is it a coincidence that insomnia and insanity are such similar words?