Thursday, February 26th, 2004 • No Comments on Please Have Your Credit Card Ready
I believe in karma. And I believe karma has big, sharp teeth, the better to come back around and bite me in the ass. I am sick enough to use sick leave. I have a measly day and a half of sick leave to use. Do you see my dilemma?
If I could just figure out how to maintain this sultry voice I’ve developed as the result of a dry, persistent cough, I could quit my low paying library job and go into the phone sex business. Of course, what I consider “sultry” might be interpreted as “heavy-smoker.” Or worse, “transvestite.” But at $3.99 a minute, does it really matter?