Wednesday, March 10th, 2004 • No Comments on Surprisingly, Men Often Make Passes
A poem by Dorothy Parker, because I’m too lazy to write my own and she said it better than I could.
Neither Bloody nor Bowed
They say of me, and so they should,
It’s doubtful if I come to good.
I see acquaintances and friends
And making enviable names
In science, art, and parlor games.
But I, despite expert advice,
Keep doing things I think are nice,
And though to good I never come-
Inseparable my nose and thumb!
And one more, for Spalding Gray and every writer who has considered it.
There’s little in taking or giving,
There’s little in water or wine;
This living, this living, this living
Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
And rest’s for a clam in a shell,
So I’m thinking of throwing the battle-
Would you kindly direct me to hell?
I suspect I would have liked Dorothy Parker quite a lot.