Friday, November 12th, 2004 • No Comments on Muskrat Suzie and Muskrat Sam
Dateline: Friday, November 12, 2004; 2:57 a.m., EST
I am watching an infomercial for the Time/Life Lifetime of Romance Collection. No club to join, money back guarantee, 30 song bonus album. Call now for a collection of the most romantic songs of all time.
I have Patsy Cline’s “Crazy” playing over and over in my head. Which is a lot better than the song I was humming before that—Willie Nelson’s “You Were Always On My Mind.” Personally, I’m wondering why “Muskrat Love” didn’t make the cut when it is a far superior love song to “Love Will Keep Us Together.” (Great, now I’m going to have nightmares about Captain and Tennille).
Sing it, Patsy. I’m going to bed before I get sucked into the infomercial for Reclaim—the amazing skin care discovery—hosted by Victoria “Age is Blurring My Face and it Hurts!” Principal.
Oops, it’s 3:10 a.m. It may be too late for me, I can feel myself being drawn deeper into the complex issue of skin care regime. Save yourselves while you can! I’m going to learn about free radicals.
Radicals. Regime. When did skin care get so political?