Saturday, May 28th, 2005 • 9 Comments on Only A Dream?
Tony Randall is Satan. No, seriously. He came to me in a dream. He promised to make me a famous, successful writer and all I had to do was have sex with him. Tony Randall was looking pretty good for an old, dead guy who also happens to be Satan, so I think I was seriously considering his proposition. A song was playing in the background with the lyrics, “The devil’s been good to me.” I don’t even think it’s a real song, but I can hear the music in my head. It’s Satan’s Theme, I tell you. Sadly, I woke up before the deed could be done and fame could be mine.
I’m so glad I don’t do drugs. Imagine the dreams I’d have then.