Sunday, July 10th, 2005 • 6 Comments on Is Insomnia An Addiction?
There should be an Insomniacs Anonymous. We could meet at IHOP at 3 a.m. and discuss our disease over Belgian waffles and French toast (I don’t eat eggs, sorry). The coffee would be decaf, of course. Our sponsors would be former insomniacs who conquered their sleeplessness. Our motto would be, “One night at a time.” Our mascot would be, what else?, a sheep. Our 12-step program would include things like “buy a new mattress” and “make amends for punching your sleeping spouse.”
“My name is Kristina and it’s been eight nights since I slept well.”
Insomniacs Anonymous. Who’s with me?
I guess I’m the only one who is still awake…