Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 • No Comments on Tis the Smutty Season
I’m sure Santa was horrified and I shouldn’t be so sexist, but this is kind of funny:
Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. “The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted,” police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.
Okay, maybe she saw Bad Santa one too many times. Or maybe she has a thing for older dudes. Or maybe she was a drunk erotica writer.
No, it wasn’t me. I was nowhere near Connecticut…