Dear God:
I just wanted to take a moment and thank you for giving me a well-padded ass. Otherwise, when I went crashing down the slippery deck steps, I would have cracked my coccyx rather than simply bruising my bottom. I appreciate the thoughtfulness that went into my design. You’re quite the creator.
Best wishes,
Kristina Wright
at 03:34 PM 
Poor Kris. That must be quite painful. Do you have something nice and soft to sit on, and more importantly, do you have enough to drink?
Comment by on Sunday, January 18, 2004 No drinking, just drugs. And not enough, apparently, because the entire left side of my body is screaming in pain.
Comment by Kristina on Monday, January 19, 2004 Dear God:
What’s the point behind my double chin and lack of ass?
Comment by Jae on Monday, January 19, 2004 There’s a price to be paid for good hair.
Comment by Kristina on Monday, January 19, 2004 dear god: these months ive been having a hard time i didnt know how to deal with all the stress that i was going through nobody knows i mean i dont know how to really explain the pain im feelin inside in wish there was somebody out there knew how to help me with my problems its like living with a total stranger after all these years ive never seen my dad and now im stuck with him dont even no the guy and i got tooken away from my mom god if you can answer my prays the one wish is to be back with my mom.
Comment by on Friday, June 11, 2004 valarie kuehn
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