Recent Google searches that have led people to my web page:
“Kelly’s home nudity page”
“accidental nudity”
“erotic adult nightclubs”
“lovemaking transcript 2004”
“wrong g-string stories”
“Janet’s enhanced breast”
“see Janet’s naked breast”
“janet’s pierced breast”
“janet’s nipple exposure”
and my personal favorite:
“G-string housecleaning”
I had no idea I was writing such smut. I apologize. Janet apologizes. And Kelly, whomever she is, probably apologizes. Can we please move on now and talk about bare naked chicken breasts? I’m hungry.
Also, if you clean house while wearing a g-string, please be careful. I think that’s just an accident waiting to happen.
at 11:35 PM 
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