Exhibit “A”



Exhibit “B”The Facts:

--In the past few weeks, tomatoes have begun appearing along the fence in my backyard.  (See Exhibit “A")

--The tomatoes are almost always red and ripe, but a few have been green.

--The tomatoes are always partially eaten.  (See Exhibit “B")

--The tomatoes are from my garden, and also from my neighbor’s garden.

--The tomatoes eventually disappear, only to be replaced by others.

The Questions:

--Who is leaving the tomatoes on the fence?

--Is this some strange and frightening phenomena, like crop circles or George W. becoming president?

--What does the tomato-leaver want from me?  (Other than more tomatoes?)

--What happens after tomato season is over?  Will other food items start appearing?  Will I wake up one morning to slices of pepperoni pizza draped over my fence?

--Should I be scared of the tomato-loving trespasser?

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